Me: I'm going to lose weight!
Mom: hey sweetie, I just went to the store, I got 50 different flavors of ice cream, some waffles, 20 different kinds of chips, some fried chicken, a chocolate cake, and 4 boxes of Oreos cause I know you get hungry during the day.
me all the time: what am i even doing
me: does 5 minute work out
me: expects drastic changes
This medication is making me clench my jaw so bad. i need to be chewing gum like all the time. annoying as fuck